Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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