do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
