I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
we're so committed to being not committed
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize
