Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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