I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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