Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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