Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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