we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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