shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
only if we run a train.
done.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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