was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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