do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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