is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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