She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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