will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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