some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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