So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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