gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Randomize
