i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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