so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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