The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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