How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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