Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
A bitchslap is in order.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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