do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize