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I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
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