wrigley field is MILF paradise
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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