what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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