Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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