Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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