Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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