Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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