We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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