so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
