I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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