He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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