Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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