where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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