He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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