The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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