Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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