HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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