I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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