brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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