Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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