I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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