I wanna bring you to show and tell
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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