Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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