Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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