i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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