ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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