Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Someone came in the potted fern
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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