whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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