i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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