I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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