I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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