Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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